It’s been a while, decided to drop my latest Pokemon commissions on here. I don’t have before and afters for all of them, but for the ones I do, I’m trying to show how well I match the original environment and colors while still doing something transformative.
That’s what I want to focus on as I push my painting abilities farther.
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
You can bring dead people to live again, but for every person you bring back, you have to sacrifice one body part
Me: *plucks out another hair*
Sadistic Genie: Okay I know that technically counts but I really feel you’re not getting into the spirit of-
Me: *ceremonially sacrifices hair, very seriously*
Sadistic Genie: Like one time, just once, couldn’t it be a toe or a finger or something?
Me: Oh like how you so graciously go by what people ‘mean’ and not exactly how they’ve phrased things?
Sadistic Genie: …
Me: …
Sadistic Genie: …sometimes I-
Me: Just resurrect them already.
@forcesensitiveaurawielder Loophooooooole!!!!!
Most dust is just dead skin cells, so in theory you could resurrect someone by emptying your vacuum.
Genie:
me: one ressurection per skin cell counts dude, it´s my body part
Genie:
Oh my god woman on their period will bring people back to life
Edward Elric reads this post and cries
The child of a Mermaid and a Centaur has a 1 in four chance of being a normal human.
and a 1 in 4 chance of being a seahorse
I’m glad we remember our Punnett squares.
French people at the Palace of Versailles during the French Revolution:
(via historyandmemes)
- Origin: Atlantean
“Who are you strangers and where did you come from?”
- Origin: Atlantean
(HALTINGLY & with a bad, very american accent)
“Who…are you strangers and….where did you come from?”
- Origin: Atlantean
“Your manner of speech is strange to me.”
- Origin: Atlantean
“I….travel…friend!”
- Origin: Atlantean
“…I travel friend…
(impatiently) …You are a friendly traveler?”(does anyone else love how she’s correcting his shitty atlantean LOL bbies ♥)
- Origin: Latin (look at this frickin dweeb switching into latin)
“So, my friend, I am a traveler!”
- Origin: Latin
“You speak the language of the Romans!”
- Origin: French (milo plz)
“Do you speak French?”
- Origin: French
“Yes, sir!”
And for the record, Atlantean was written/created by Marc Okrand the dude who made Klingon.
So Kida and Milo are ACTUALLY talking to each other. Not just saying gibberish.
Milo: I know these other languages but I’m not fluent in yours yet please have mercy.
Kida: You seem to be an idiot but I’ll forgive you because you’re trying.
(via pleaseletthisjimbetaken)
favorite pjo/hoo characters: rachel elizabeth dare
do you always kill people when they blow their nose?
(via demidorks)